Final: "A young man stands on the sidewalk. It just so happens that today, the 10th of december, is this young man's birthday. Though it was 15 years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!" ((oh god why ami i doing this))
What will the name of this young man be?
Final: "TRY AGAIN PRICK"
Final: "Yeah that will do"
Final: "Your name is RYAN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. You had cake ealier in the day but your not a big fan of the sweet confection. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for SKATEBOARDING. You like to hang out with your friends at the mall that is IF YOU HAD ANY WORTH WASTING TIME WITH. You have a fondness for ALIENS AND OTHER SUPERNATRUAL STUFF, and are an aspiring MUSICIAN. You also like to GET HIGH sometimes.